November 24, 2005

Thanksgiving Photo Gallery

Brace yourself -- here's my Thanksgiving centerpiece.

Goody Trueblood meets Dances with Gourds

Yeah, it's a little... busy. But hey, can you ever have too many gourds? I think not! We're not actually having Thanksgiving dinner at our house, but I like to set the table according to the season, regardless. I change it every month -- tablecloth, placemats, candles, bric-a-brack. I should do a montage for you guys sometime, in case you still have a shred of respect for me.

This is my dollie, Marie. She used to live at my Gramma's house, but when Gramma died, I got to keep her.

Praise God from whom all blessings flow!

My friend Joe (of Barbie fame) sews doll clothes and made me a whole slew of clothes for her, including a little 7-piece Witch/Pilgrim/Nun ensemble. Just change a couple accessories and voila! A whole new costume! Yes, I change her clothes every month, too. What? My shrink said it's good to have hobbies!

These are a couple of things I'm thankful for this year, but I can't say them at dinner this evening because you're supposed to say stuff like "continued good health" and "all the loved ones gathered around this table" blah blah blah.

I sense a theme...

From left to right: From Philosophy, Ultra Rich Shampoo, Conditioner and Body Wash, Cinnamon Buns scent; Frango Candy Cane Chocolates; Beanpod Soy Candle, Sugar Cookie scent. (Beanpod Candles give off no soot when they burn!) My life is richer because they're in it.

My contribution to the Thanksgiving feast.

I like frozen better than canned beans because they're not salty.

In less than an hour, these docile-looking ingredients will become that treasured culinary favorite -- Green Bean Casserole!

Now who could resist this face?

Gimme a drumstick, or I'll take off a hand.

I could, especially when there's stuffing involved.

Have a wonderful Thanksgiving, people. And remember, today is the day the police get the highest number of domestic disturbance calls. Guns don't kill people -- holidays do. God bless.

Posted on November 24, 2005 11:04 AM

Comments

Is that a vibrator on the centerpiece?

Posted by: Fresh? at November 25, 2005 04:06 PM

My God. You cooked. You centerpieced! I'm sorry, dumplin. Really.

Fresh - I think you're right. One of those "gourds" in the center looks supiciously like a....penis.

Wenchie?

Posted by: Queen of Ass at November 25, 2005 09:41 PM

Green Bean Casserole without bacon??? Art thou crazy?!?

Posted by: Max Hufnagel at November 26, 2005 05:59 PM

It's not a vibrator!

Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be in my bedroom.

Posted by: Wenchie at November 27, 2005 01:58 PM

all you had to cook was a green bean dish and put out the vibrator? Wow, you really do come away satisified at your house don't you.

Posted by: Michele at November 28, 2005 01:17 PM

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