November 11, 2005
Two Conversations, One Smart Secretary
Head Boss: Could you make me a folder called Avian Bird Flu?
Pirate Wench: You know that's redundant, right?
HB: What?
PW: Avian bird.
HB: ...
PW: Avian means bird.
HB: No it doesn't. I once dated a girl who worked at a zoo.
PW: An aviary is where birds live. An aviator is someone who flies, like a bird.
HB: Oh. You're so smart!
So of COURSE, I had to relay this to Heather (via IM). My main motive being, to crack her up. My hidden motive being, to prove to her that, although I need her to proofread my blog every day, I still know stuff about things. THINGS!!!!!!!!!
H: i dated a girl who worked at a zoo?
PW: I know, that's like, "I'm not a doctor, but I play one on t.v."
H: i know!
PW: I'm married to a landscape architect, but I can't remember to water a fecking plant
H: I dated a cop, but that doesn't mean I know what to do at a traffic stop
PW: I dated a clown, but that doesn't mean I've killed people!
Comments
ha! THINGS!!!!!!!!
you crack me up, dollface!
Posted by: heather at November 11, 2005 10:56 AM
I dated a roofer, and boy did he know how to pound a hammer!
Oh wait. That's not what we're talking about here, is it...?
Posted by: Queen of Ass at November 11, 2005 12:06 PM
This stuff is awsome.
Posted by: matt at November 11, 2005 03:16 PM
I once dated a waitress and she fucked like a tiger.
I know that doesn't fit, I just wanted to brag.
Posted by: Fresh? at November 11, 2005 05:59 PM
Love your comment about dating a clown, but never killing anyone! I dated a clown too, but yours probably actually has killed someone. (I remember that guy! Freak!) I married a mechanic (or "auto technitian" as he likes to be called) and I'm lucky I can even pump gas.
Posted by: Billi at November 14, 2005 02:07 PM