December 16, 2005
Christmas in the O/C Ward
On November 2, our Christmas tree was up and had lights on it.
On November 4, I had 75% of the Christmas presents wrapped and under the tree.
By the time Thanksgiving rolled around, I had angry pilgrims protesting on my front lawn. They were all pissy because they thought I had completely forgotten their special day.
I threw some greenbean casserole at them and hollered, "Get yer damn silver buckles outta my ass and go protest Marshall Field's!"
I love Christmas. Well, mostly, I love Christmas decorations.
My Christmas cards went out the first week of December. However, I have a few left over, so if you want one, email me your address. I promise not to post them or auction them off on eBay.
I bought my last Christmas gift on Wednesday.
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful -- hate me because I'm anal-retentive.
Comments
So I'm assuming you've already purchased my Valentine's Day present.
Posted by: Fresh at December 16, 2005 04:05 PM
Please don't post this so my address is on your website, but I'd love a card from you.
My address is: Mickey Blake, Monradsvej 16B, 8260 Viby J., Denmark
Posted by: Mickey at December 17, 2005 08:55 AM