December 28, 2005
Ninja Bacon Pancakes
Things People Were Shopping for On the Internet When They Were Directed To My Site
1. assjet 2000
Is there such a thing? My curiosity is piqued, to say the least.
2. huckleberry pie costumes
Oh dear. Some mild-mannered, cat-dressing house-frau was just trying to complete her doll collection. Poor thing was probably horrified to hear that ol' Huck, allegedly, plays for the other team.
3. darling diva pink lemonade soap
Someone please send me some of this!
4. squirrel in a pirate outfit
Wait, forget the diva soap -- I'd rather have one of these.
5. porn doggie style pictures video -ale -grooming -gay -bakery -ebay -dogpile -forum -quiz
I think this person needs to narrow down their search if they want to find that perfect gift for Uncle Leon.
6. silky dresses and diapers for men stories
Two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree!
7. pie ninja bacon pancakes pirates
Pure. Awesome.
8. roofers leather knee pads
Oh, suuuuuuuuure they're for roofing.
9. bruce campbell panties
As soon as I finish this stupid post, I am Googling these and buying myself a pair.
10. jello oh my darling dessert
I know how you feel, my friend. Oh, my precious, darling Jello.
Comments
My son wants to be a ninja too, when he grows up.
I've felt that way about jello before. Gets a little sticky when you're rolling around in it, though.
Posted by: Queen of Ass at December 28, 2005 07:48 PM
oh jello...how I love thee....pressed between my toes as I wait for the wrestling to begin....
Posted by: heather at December 28, 2005 08:59 PM
Ninja Bacon Pancakes -- the name of my new band! Or breakfast.
Posted by: Max Hufnagel at December 31, 2005 10:13 AM