December 30, 2005
Good News & Bad News
Those of you who don't have your very own website probably don't know all that goes into maintaining this thing. There's the task of coming up with crap to blog about, yes. But there's also the changing of the icons, the updating of the links, and the deleting of the spam comments. Oh, wretched, cursed spam comments!
Several times each day, I have to go into my Comments page and separate the comments of my treasured readers from the spam crap. The wheat from the chaff, if you will. (Yes, I'm occassionally awake at church.) Some days, there are as many as 60 spam comments!
You see what I go through to provide you with good, clean, blogging fun? You didn't know that, did you? Well, I do it all willingly, unselfishly, with a smile on my face and a song in my heart. For you, dear readers. Por vous.
The good news is, the spam commenters have stopped trying to sell me online gambling, weight-loss drugs and Ethiopian banking opportunities. The bad news is, they are now trying to sell me porn. And, from the looks of it, not very good porn, either.
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What is a "twink"? Am I missing out on something good here?
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Ew. Just... ew.
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I thought it was just the opposite that was desirable? I guess I can stop buying my razors in bulk now. I love the thought that it's a "gallery." Like there are all these photos of cooters hanging on white walls, while a bunch of Euro-trash walks around drinking wine and saying, "Yes, but what does it mean?"
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I don't get this one. Do the teachers educate their students about teen pregnancy by day, and try to impregnate them by night? Are the teen pregnancy teachers living double lives? Or, more likely, am I missing the point entirely?
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Oh, sure. I get this one after Christmas.
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What does Yugioh and Mardi Gras have to do with each other? Come to think of it, what does Yugioh have to do with porn? This title reminds me of some bad japanese translation of an anime series title.
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Well, I have to give them credit for not beating around the bush.
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Wait a minute. There's just one girl modeling the entire thong world? She's going to be awfully busy. And chaffed.
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If I were a lesbian, I'd be very offended that my orgy was being billed with blowjob clips.
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What's "hentai"? Is this another Japanese thing? Boy, they sure do love their porn, don't they?
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So hot they named it twice! You know, guys, there are homely Asian women out there. I've seen them. And Asian women are not privy to ancient sex secrets that the rest of the world isn't. Just get over it.
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Oh, dude.
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This is an oxymoron. And, thus, very poor marketing.
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Another gallery! My favorite!
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Is this what I think it is? Cuz I would LOVE to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers sex tapes. Unless Paris Hilton is in them. Which she probably is. Cuz she's in all of them. Except mine.
Comments
Do you think Paris would be in MY tape? Not that I want to do her, but still...I'd hate to be left behind.
Posted by: Queen of Ass at December 31, 2005 09:59 PM
Hentai is a generic term for anime porn.
I had to look it up on wikipedia. No, really.
Posted by: Marty at January 2, 2006 06:03 PM