December 02, 2005
Fresh Pepper Makes Me Sneeze
What kind of IDIOT wishes to be sick so they can have some time off work? I'll tell you what kind of idiot.
The kind of idiot who has gone through an entire box of Kleenex in less than three days. The kind of idiot who can barely swallow food without being strangled by the swollen glands in her neck. The kind of idiot who is now scared that she won't have a voice for next week's Christmas Concert.
How do you spell idiot? W - E - N - C - H.
But enough about me. This post is about Fresh because he's my 600th commenter!
Have you been around long enough to know this drill, Fresh? I don't remember. The rules -- you ask me any question in the world, and I answer it. You can read up on past questions here, so you don't repeat any. Not that I don't think you're perfectly capable of coming up with highly original and completely retarded question on your own, I just like the chance to give myself a free plug.
Ooh. Dirty.
Anyhoo, your task is set before you, Fresh. And to make things more interesting, I promise to take lots of cold medicine before I answer!
Comments
.....the same IDIOT that wrote 'Sneeze on Me'.
Posted by: Matt at December 2, 2005 04:10 PM
I'm sorry you're not feeling so great, Wenchie! But you're still totally hottt! And you have pretty hair....and nice eyes....etc, etc, etc
If I can't fix your germs, at least I'll try to do what I can for your "plugs". Hehehe.
Posted by: Queen of Ass at December 2, 2005 05:50 PM
Funny, I just posted about that, and now I run across your post. Tis the season.
Posted by: G-man at December 6, 2005 09:01 AM