January 31, 2006
The Bitch Is Back!
Hey, everyone, look who's back! It's Psycho Babbling Brook! Yay! I love a good Attention Whore!
Unfortunately, "Psycho" (as I call her, cuz we go way back) wasn't feeling as verbose this time. Perhaps three of her seventeen cats coughed up hairballs simultaneously, and she was forced to leave her computer? Perhaps she ran out of Cheetos and had to run to the store? Well, whatever it was, I hope it wasn't a serious emergency. I do love her so.
Or maybe she was just too tired to come at me with both guns a-blazin'? It was, after all, 11:10 p.m. last night when she wrote. Which leads me to wonder -- what's so all-fired important about my blog that one would give up valuable sleep to compose a comment so late at night? Especially one as insightful as this:
"Boring crap. Don't you have anything worthwhile to say?"
Don't you have anything worthwhile to READ? At 11:00 at NIGHT? I'm usually screwing or sleeping then, so I guess I can see where you'd be a wee bit irritable.
See, this only serves to convince me of my vast talent and wit. If someone who hates me is still compelled to read my blog so late into the night, I must ROCK!
And? How is pirate porn not worthwhile? I'm curious, Psycho, what would be some worthwhile blog topics, in your opinion? See, "boring crap" isn't exactly constructive criticism, so I don't know how to make you happy here.
It's funny -- she knows I'm gonna make fun of her. She knows I'm gonna blog about her comment. She knows you guys are gonna join me in mocking her. So why comment?
My little Psycho friend and I -- we have something in common. We're both seeking attention, just in different ways. So we're not so different after all, are we, Psycho? You and I -- just wanting to be heard. Wanting a little feedback for validation. I'm just funnier than you.
And, I'm gonna guess, better lookin'.
(Please address any comments to Psycho Babbling Brook's secret underground lair at noangel@hushmail.com.)
Comments
You? Are my HEEE. ROW!
I don't think we, as a blogging collective, ever promised "worthwhile", did we? I know I didn't!
Posted by: Queen of Ass at January 31, 2006 03:38 PM
By paying attention to her you're giving her what she wants. She gets her own brand of internet celebrity by being your "nemesis". ;)
Posted by: Tal125@LJ at February 1, 2006 07:34 AM
Yeah, she commented again, but I deleted it. It wasn't very creative -- just the same ol' same ol' -- and I get bored easily, what with being part of the MTV Generation and all. Besides, this isn't a place for flame wars; it's a place of boobies! And Barbies! And stupid things that I do!
Posted by: Pirate Wench at February 1, 2006 07:42 AM
"it's a place of boobies! And Barbies! And stupid things that I do!" Yeah! let's see more boobies, er, i mean Barbies, er, I mean stupid things that you do, like getting spanked by Brad Pitt!
Posted by: G-man at February 1, 2006 12:16 PM
I left a comment for a person on welfare getting free cars and then buying vanity plates, and then complained that people gave her dirty looks when she bought steak at the store. I told her I was unsympathetic and to get a freaking job already and I got 15 hate letters from her readers.
You talk about boobies and Barbie's and you only get one? Seriously the http://www.now.org/ hasn't found you yet, you just wait—LOL
I'm not surprised that G-man found you; I believe he's got booby radar.
Posted by: Michele at February 1, 2006 12:51 PM