January 05, 2006
Three Reasons Why Getting a Professional Massage Is Like a Good Romp In the Sack
1. It inexplicably makes my nipples hard.
2. I leave there with my hair mussed, my mascara smeared, and my bra in my coat pocket.
3. I'm sore -- yet content -- the next morning.
Comments
And you never come.
Posted by: Fresh at January 5, 2006 07:47 PM
You forgot #4 -- it reminds you of muscle groups you didn't even realize you had.
Posted by: Uncle Twitchy at January 5, 2006 09:40 PM
This is one of those entries that is crying out for pictures! :-)
Posted by: Stuart Moulder at January 6, 2006 02:24 PM
I need me one of those...
Posted by: Queen of Ass at January 9, 2006 10:20 AM