March 17, 2006
So Long, Farewell, Auf Wiedersehn, Goodbye!
Hokaaaaaaaaay, I just had a massive grabber.
Tomorrow, we're leaving for Disney World in Florida, with Billi, Brad, Boy Child, Girl Child, Mom and Dad. Lord help us.
And you know how you're supposed to check your flight with the airline to verify that it's still at the time you booked it at? (Ugh, I just ended a sentence with "at" -- how Chicagoan of me.)
Well, I checked our flight number online, and United said that my plane? The plane that's supposed to be taking me and my darling husband to The Sunshine State tomorrow at 11:00 a.m.? Had already left today at 11:00 a.m.
Heaping helping of PANIC with a side helping of RAGE, anyone?
Holy merciless fuckity fuck, calling the airline is ridiculous. I'd never experienced one of those talking menus before. And clearly, they had never experienced me because they couldn't understand a damn thing I was saying. WHAT DO I SAY TO JUST GET A DAMN TOUCHTONE MENU?!?!
The disembodied voice is like, "I'm sorry. Did you say your flight number was Z-5-3-Q-Orange?"
But they were just messing with me and intentionally ruining my afternoon because, when I finally got a live person on the phone (in India), the reservation was exactly as I had made it. "Well, FIX your WEBSITE then, BEE-YATCH!"
Now, all I have left to do is pack for Husband. And by pack, I mean buy the suitcase and buy some clothes to go in it. Great.
I'm getting a pedi at 3:00 because my toes will be revealed for the first time since September. And I have to be DONE with all our packing because we're leaving to see "Dame Edna" at 6:00, and our ride to the airport is coming at 8:30 in the morning.
NO!!! TIME!!!
But I'm not freaking out, nooooooooo.
Anyhoo, my darlings, I will not return to The City of Big Shoulders until Saturday the 25th, and I will not return to blogging until Monday the 27th.
Tah-tah! Kissies!
Comments
I. AM. JEALOUS!
Posted by: Queen of Ass at March 20, 2006 11:11 AM
where Are YOU!?!?!??!?!
we miss the blogging, wenchie!
Posted by: heahter at March 27, 2006 09:03 AM