April 03, 2006
Search Haiku
Here are some more things that people have searched for on my site. I don't know who you are, but you people are total degenerates. And thank you for frequenting my little blog. Come again!
1. videos of hooliganism
Dude, if you can't think up your own shit, don't be a copy-cat. Besides, what 80 year old is looking up "videos of hooliganism"? Wouldn't someone of the proper age to commit hooliganism be looking up vandalism?
2. strawberry shortcak
I don't know what "shortcak" is, but I don't think I'd want to eat it. Not with all the strawberries in the world.
3. dooce
Don't be searching my site for Dooce. You should be searching Dooce's site for me.
4. cartoons spreading noses
What the--?
5. ugg clogs
I hope you didn't really expect to find any useful information here about ugg clogs. If I were to deign to mention them, it would only be for the purposes of mocking and derision. Now hang your head in shame.
And the rest of these -- *sigh* -- I just... don't even know.
6. donkey stroking
7. goat nadgering
8. baboon pestulance
9. seal tupping
10. crock bothering
Although there's almost a poetic quality to them, when you put them all together. A haiku, perhaps, in tandum with cherry blossom season?
Baboon pestulance,
Goat nadgering, Seal tupping,
And donkey stroking.
Brings a tear to my eye and a song to my heart.
Comments
it's a special gift to me, wenchie, to see nadgering on your site on this, my special day.
Posted by: heather at April 4, 2006 09:11 AM
Crock bothering would be me. I'm a big fan of crock bothering.
Posted by: Marty at April 4, 2006 02:21 PM
It brings a tear to your eye, and you think THEY are sick???
Posted by: Queen of Ass at April 4, 2006 02:50 PM