April 18, 2006
There's Something Wrong With Me
Now there's an opening for all my critics, eh? [And by critics, I mean family. Mom's rolling her eyes right now going, "Where do you want me to start?!"]
No, seriously. We were in the Happiest Place On Earth (a.k.a. Disney World), and here's me and my family:
At the gallery
Husband: Look at this gorgeous original cell from "Beauty and the Beast!"
Me: Look at this two-foot statue of Maleficent!
At the parade
Boy Child: Look! It's Pooh Bea'!
Me: Look! It's Ursula!
Shopping
Billi: Look! A snowglobe with all the princesses!
Me: Look! A snowglobe with all the villians!
Getting temporary tattoos
Billi: I want Goofy!
Husband: I want Mickey!
Me: I want Snow White's Evil Stepmother the Queen!
Dad: I want Tinkerbell!
Okay, so there's something wrong with Dad, too. But at least he was caught up in the festive mood. Clearly, I'm in need of (more) professional help. I went to Disney World, and of all the souvenirs I bought, only TWO don't have a pirate theme, and the princess car-antenna isn't even for me. It's for Nicholle's Buick. (I know -- big spender, ain't I?) Plus a charm bracelet. You get to pick from all these different Disney-themed charms, but there were no pirate or villian charms. Go figure.
Um, perhaps because the bracelets are geared towards five- to ten-year old girls, Wenchie?
What's your point?
So here's my booty. The pink thing is Nicholle's.
I didn't get Heather one cuz she doesn't have a car.
I must ponder on the origin of my fascination with evil. Over a nice, tall glass of kitten blood.
Pirate Pooh Bear!
Comments
Nothing is wrong with you. You haven't done anything to warrant a prison sentence (that I've read about), and you contribute positively to the world in which you live.
You just have a fascination with evil. That's all. Some people have a fascination with the Princesses (more, actually, which is why they have their own line of "stuff"). Worse things could happen than a fascination with evil. Where would we be if Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a fascination for terror?
I'm not worried about you,
-Lori
Posted by: Lori at April 18, 2006 12:46 PM
this explains why I didn't rag you for going to disney, hon. because, DUH - PIRATES!
Posted by: heather at April 18, 2006 12:58 PM
I'm sorry, is there something wrong with that? Because I see absolutely nothing at all the problem...?
Posted by: Queen of Ass at April 18, 2006 01:06 PM
I got that exact same book when I was at Disney World last year! It's a really cool read.
Was Pirates still open when you were there? They're supposed to be re-building it to match the movies...something I'm not completely thrilled with.
Although, there will be the audioanamatronic Keira Knightly...
Posted by: Marty at April 18, 2006 04:45 PM
I'm totally with Her Majesty Q of A on this one.
I see nothing wrong either! Nope. Nada.
AND SNOW WHITE'S EVIL STEPMONSTER IS F'ING GORGEOUS. (Evil, but HAAAWT)
Did I ever tell you that the GAZILLION times I went to DisneyLAND I always- ALWAYS went on the Pirates ride at least 10 times, fantasizing about hopping out of the boat onto that pile of booty and rolling around in it, naked? Know what's even better than that?
MAKING OUT LIKE HELL DURING THE PIRATES RIDE! Heh. Now THAT is a turn on!
Ahhhh, memories...
Posted by: Scarlett Cyn at April 19, 2006 03:01 AM
So what if you like pirates and the evil step mom? You're the Yin to the Princess lovers Yang. You are bringing balance to the universe! Don't sweat the pirate stuff ... you're a good person (even if you want to drink kitten blood). I Loved the Pirates ride! And who could say no to Johnny Dep as the Captian ... Captain, my Captian... yowzah! Love ya Wenchie!
Posted by: Snippy Bitch at April 19, 2006 09:18 AM