May 02, 2006

Another Sick Look Into My eBay Life

Things I Won Recently On eBay That Should Be Arriving at My House Any Day Now

1. A teak, tealight candle holder from Pottery Barn. I will put my handpainted Ukranian eggs in it for next Easter. (Eggs also won on eBay.) I'll show Husband who does Easter decorations!!!

2. The JAQUA line of Buttercream Frosting body lotion, hand lotion and lip gloss from Bath & Body Works (discontinued). I will smell like cake! My lips will taste like buttercream frosting! Who wants a smooch? Not all at once!

3. The clogs to Barbie's vintage Holland outfit, which is now complete, and she will be wearing very soon! To work! (I already have Ken's outfit!) They'll be on my desk next week, when all the CEOs are in town for some pow-wow.

4. Philosophy's 3-in-1 Shampoo, Conditioner and Body Wash in White Chocolate Hazelnut (discontinued). I already have Pumpkin Pie, Egg Nog, Vanilla Birthday Cake and Cinnamon Bun. I'm a dessert table! (The title of my first book will be I Like To Smell Like Food.)

5. The CD soundtrack from "The Triplets of Belleville." Go here, scroll down, listen to "Belleville Rendez-Vous" (English or French), and tell me you are able to get that damn song outta your head. It's just not possible!

6. NARS matte eyeshadow in New York (plum brown). Way cheaper to test it out in the store and then buy it off eBay. And eggplant-colored eyeshadow makes my eyes look so blue, instead of their usual blue-green-gray-meh.

7. The Teacher Barbie Fashion Model outfit (sans doll) for one of the Silkstone bitches to wear. Hot for teacher!

Now, what do all these things say about me? They pretty much say that I live no where near any sort of reality. Huh. Bitchen!

Posted on May 2, 2006 01:27 PM

Comments

Just yesterday I came home from work and saw that my order from Philosophy had arrived. Inside was a 6 oz. bottle of White Chocolate Hazelnut (it was free with my order). Didn't smell it yet, though.

Posted by: Rach at May 2, 2006 01:56 PM

I LOVE Ebay! In fact I'm partaking in a 12-step program to deal with my need to bid online. ... enough about me ...
I enjoy how your items are divided between product for your beauty and for your bitchy Barbies! Say ... that teacher Barbie has a WICKED beehive hairdoo! Love it!

Posted by: Snippy Bitch at May 2, 2006 02:52 PM

Seriously, will you educate me on the 'selling' process?
I have a box of maternity clothes. I have a HUGE pile of baby clothes/items in Imp's room. I have a record player (with CD/radio/tape deck). One or two televisions.
Lots of stuff I can't bear to throw out because that would be a WASTE. But it's only gathering dust in my house, and taking up my space. Help?

Posted by: Celtic Elff at May 2, 2006 11:09 PM

Can I move to your planet?
-Lori

Posted by: Lori at May 4, 2006 12:18 PM

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