May 19, 2006
Reasons I'm Never Having Children
1. They just throw up, like, anywhere. Not in the toilet. ANYWHERE.
2. "Mommymommymommymommymommymommymommymommy!"
3. I would blog about them, and they would hate me for it.
4. I would blog about them, and I would hate myself for turning into Dooce.
5. I'd have to start cooking real meals instead of just popcorn for dinner.
6. Puberty.
7. They have no respect for personal space.
8. I would home school them and make sure they are trained in all forms of weaponry and self-defense, and they would hate me for it.
9. I might have to occassionally consider Husband's opinion on how they should be raised.
10. They would want to touch my Barbies.
Comments
Doesn't everyone want to touch your...
Oh, wait. You said "Barbies"! My mistake. Carry on.
Posted by: Marty at May 20, 2006 03:57 PM
My reason is that I can put the dog in his crate for 10 hours and he's okay. It's called abuse when you do it to a kid. Such complainers.
Posted by: Hope at May 24, 2006 03:35 PM