May 17, 2006
Rodney Dangerfield, Move Over
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Inspired by my WBV post, a male friend of mine randomly IMed me with too much information on his wife's cooter, insisting that I'm going to have to take second place to her.
"It's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway," says he, ever the classy gent.
F: My wife's vagina is so large, once when she sneezed a watch I had lost two years earlier fell out.
PW: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
F: It's so large, it has it's own weather patterns.
PW: it's so large, it has other smaller vaginas orbiting it
F: When she opens her legs, I have to make sure that the door is open, otherwise the rush of air into it will pop my ears.
PW: OH MY: GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
F: She has yodlers hanging out, just for the echo effect.
PW: when she has an orgasm, she whistles
F: Bruce Springsteen once had five sold-out shows there.
PW: HAAA HA HA HA HA HA! you aren't making these up!
F: The Bears have contacted us about using it for a winter practice field.
PW: the pictures from the NASA probe haven't returned yet
F: LOL! Evel Knievel once wanted to jump it. (Only time someone wanted to jump it, matter of fact...)
PW: hee! the government wants to store nuclear waste there
F: Had a group of hobbits and elves come rushing out, crying, because someone got killed by a Balrog.
PW: HAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! you aren't making these up!
F: I am. Right of the top of my head. You've inspired me.
PW: Trump is trying to build a bigger one.
F: lol! FEMA is wanting to use it to house disaster refugees.
PW: man, I have to blog this
F: don't use my real name. Don't need your mom's opinion to drop on me.
PW: awww, but I gotta give you credit! besides, she's already numb to talk of vag
Comments
I feel really bad that any man could have such a lack of respect for his wife.
Thank god she doesn't tell everyone when he wants head she has to go on a search and rescue to find his dick first.
Posted by: Michele at May 17, 2006 08:10 PM
Wow. LOL I feel the love!
Posted by: Queen of Ass at May 18, 2006 08:54 AM
The joke's on you, Michele. My wife doesn't give head.
Posted by: Guy With No Respect For His Wife at May 18, 2006 02:35 PM
I'm speechless, with some kind of bewildered awe. Speechless anyway. That's outrageous, no wonder he's anonymous, or can you post his name for bribery for some hot Manolos.
Rach
Guy: you are kidding!
Rach
Posted by: rachh at May 25, 2006 04:18 PM