June 28, 2006
469 on Thee eBay
I think I've mentioned before that I eBay a little. Okay, I eBay a lot! (Is eBay a verb?) I was going to write about how geeky I am when my feedback hit 300, but that moment came and went rapidly. Now I'm at 469, and 300 is like Pfft, 300 is for pussies. I'll blog it when I hit triple digits.
Anyhoo, whenever I list stuff, I always send Heather a link cuz she likes to point and laugh at the crazy lady who tries to add a little humor to her eBay photos and descriptions. When she saw this one, she insisted that I blog it. And I always do what Heather says. (That's my story, and, under the advice of my lawyer, I'm sticking to it.)
Heather has entitled this photo "What up, bitches!"
The doll was not actually for sale -- the auction was for the nightie. But it just looks so naughty on, I had to have PJ model it. Seriously, Mattel sold this outfit to little girls in 1962. And people complain that Bratz dolls are too trampy? Fugly, yes, but trampier than this? No one out-tramps a Barbie, bucko!
(Golly, when did I start channelling Richie Cunningham?)
And since we're doing Barbie, I had to include this one as well.
I call it, "Who has balls? Oh, nevermind -- I do."
Dude, you'd better hit those tennis balls right at Barbie because if she has to run around to hit them and breaks a sweat, she's going to come right over that net and give you a beating that would make Alexis Carrington cringe! That skirt didn't pleat itself!
Comments
The "What up, bitches!" made me pee my pants a little. And the other Barbie does look like a drag queen. A blue eye shadow, tennis playing (or posing) drag queen.
Posted by: Kate at June 28, 2006 02:27 PM
Wow ... I had that tennis outfit for my Babs way back when.
Maybe that's when I started to be a Snippy Bitch?!!
Posted by: Snippy Bitch at June 28, 2006 05:27 PM
At first I thought the first doll's caption was going to be 'Hail Hitler!'
I think the second is very draggish as well.
Posted by: Hope at June 29, 2006 10:16 AM
I EBay too, wow my feedback is only 38. Apparently you eBay a lot more than I do. Oy the things I see on that place. But come on, I have to play for my Kate Spade purses and my paraffin pedicures somehow!
Posted by: Michele at June 29, 2006 05:51 PM
I only collect Barbies that confrom to my "Hitler's Youth Dreamhouse." That doll is must-have!
Posted by: Arch Deluxe at July 4, 2006 12:33 AM