June 12, 2006
I Knew I'd Rue the Day
Ladies and gentlemen... and the rest of you: the 1000th commenter is... Garrance of Jello Fame!
And the winning comment? Added to the post about my mini chairs (which generated more comments than anything I've written in the past several weeks -- you people are maddeningly unpredictable!):
Where are those Christmas trees from Wisconsin?????????????????
Ah, Garrance, such a wordsmith. Such a lover of question marks. And Christmas trees. And yea, a lover of Wisconsin.
And ironically enough, his comment wasn't -- technically -- even about this post, but rather a post from earlier in the week.
Okay, Garrance, Gar-Bear, GarBaby, Garrance Garranstein, for your efforts (pathetic as they may be), you are entitled to the following three things... because 1000 has three zeros or something:
1. A photo spread of the infamous Wisconsin Christmas trees, to appear in this blog as soon as we get the damn thing outta my car and find a place for it in the house. (Yes, it's still in my car! So what?)
2. You may ask me any question in the universe, and I will answer it, completely and truthfully, right here in my blog, for all the world to see.
3. Because you are the 1000th commenter, because you broke the four-digit barrier, you may make any request of me that you wish. Providing it doesn't get me beaten up by K, cuz she's scary as hell. Any request, any belonging, any favor, any thing -- it's yours for the asking.
Bring it, sistah.
[And because I can't resist the potty humor: Boy Child and Girl Child stayed at our place over the weekend. They were really good, except for when Boy Child firehosed the entire bathroom. I didn't give him anything else to drink for the entire weekend.]
Comments
Damn it! And here I went camping and missed it! God, I suck!
Posted by: Queen of Ass at June 12, 2006 03:27 PM
Go Garrance! Gar-Bear of few, but mighty, words!
Best be careful Wenchie, Garrance may ask for the Wisconsin Christmas tree! Muah-ha-ha-ha-haaa!
Posted by: Snippy Bitch at June 12, 2006 03:42 PM