August 22, 2006
Kindness & Sour Cream
The other night, I had a few friends over to watch a movie, so I made some munchies. I excell at munchies.
Finger food? Good! Fork and knife? Bad.
Appetizers and desserts? Good! Entrees? Bad.
Food I can graze on while standing up and going through the mail? Good! Food I have to sit down and make a commitment to eat? Bad.
Anyhoo, I got out the Daisy brand sour cream, and printed on the hermetically-sealed foil inner-wrapping was the following proverb:
"Kindness is a bridge to life's opportunities."Fresh thoughts from Daisy
Wow, I WAS going to take this kitchen knife and plunge it into my eye socket, but NOW, I'm going to use it to add this yummy sour cream to a spinach and herb dip and serve it to my friends, who will never know of my brush with suicide because I was saved by an anonymous marketing stooge.
Thanks, Daisy!
Comments
I am astonished that your doggie has a sour cream company, let alone has the time to write little self-affirmations on each lid! Yay Daisy!!!!
Posted by: heather at August 22, 2006 02:38 PM
Woof! (in response to "Thanks Daisy!'
Smart dawg!
Posted by: Snippy Bitch at August 22, 2006 03:42 PM
Wow, that made me think of that late-80s movie Mermaids, where the only food that the mom knows how to make is little appetizer sandwiches, cut into shapes with cookie cutters.
Posted by: Mickey at August 23, 2006 03:57 AM