August 03, 2006
Survey SAYS!
This week has been NUTS, what with the working and the draaaaaaama and the packing for a weekend in Door County. With my mother.
I know.
So, since you were so awesome and did my anti-survey survey, and since I'm in dire need of a quick blog that requires little or no thought, here are my answers:
1. What's your middle name? Marie, after my paternal grandmother, whom many say I look like.
2. What kind of underwear do you wear? To work? Big, ol' granny panties under my yoga-type "dress" pants because it's aaaaaaaaaall about the comfort, bay-bee! Sexxxxxxxy! All other times? A thong, from the Victoria's Secret "Pink" collection. I hate VPL.
3. What is the place and date that you lost your virginity? Second Saturday in October (two weekends before my 17th birthday), 1986. In my boyfriend's bedroom, with the dresser pushed in front of the door, while his family was watching his brother in the homecoming football game.
4. Penthouse or Hustler? Penthouse. Better stories, although not as good as I could write.
5. What is your favorite pasta shape? Bowtie. They're the easiest to pick up with a fork. All the better to shove more rapidly into my pie-hole.
6. Have you ever had anything removed from your body? Most of my baby teeth, an orange-sized mass (from my abdomen), an infected/ruptured appendix, and four inches of intestine. Which they would not let me keep.
7. When and where did you last masturbate? Oh, not recently enough. In bed, sometime in the last couple weeks, before a nap.
8. Mermaid or centaur? I've always wanted to be a mermaid!
9. Orange or raccoon? Orange. Raccoons wrecked my cabin.
10. Who is on the top of your Shit List, and why? Oh, it's a fluid, ever-changing list. Currently, my Dad, for being stubborn and crotchety, forcing me to wonder if it's okay to pick on someone bigger than myself, even if they're really old. Tomorrow, it will be every person on the road between here and Door County. So, stay outta my way!
And now, my darling duckies, adios until Monday!