1: Yes, I do use it for the intended purpose. I recently bought some underwear without the flap, and find it disconcerting to have to pull them partway down when I pee.

2: I have eaten Monte Cristos. I don't know why, but at the time a sandwich that was made from non-sweet french toast bread (more or less!) sounded appealing.

3: No clue at all, I haven't been *that* good a friend with any deaf woman.

4: I used to be amused by them, but now I just ignore them.

All better now? At least you might be able to sleep for 3/4 of the night... ;)

-SoD

HATE clowns. Love Monte Cristos.

1. I don't know.
2. They're just on menus no one eats 'em.
3. Uh ... I can "feel" when the water stops ...
4. Clowns are evil. What are they hiding behind all that makeup?
All clowns should be sent to France.

sb

1. Yes, unless I'm wearing 501's.
2. I have never consumed one, but I have seen several consumed before. Three, to be exact. That is the count of Monte Cristo's.
3. OK, I now know something about female plumbing that I never really wanted to know.
4. I have a niece that is a clown. I think I'm obligated to like her.

1. I have no idea.
2. I loved them when I was a teenager, but now between the cheese and the fried/greasiness, I dare not eat one for the intestinal revolt that woukd ensue.
3. I dunno about you, but I can feel it when I'm done.
4. Clowns are scary.

1. If I had the correct plumbing, I would certainly use that flap.
2. My brother loves monte cristos - orders them all the time. I find them slightly revolting.
3. Thank you. Now, I'm going to have to pee and pretend that I'm deaf to see if I can tell when I'm done. I'm pretty sure I can.
4. Clowns are perhaps the most disturbing things on the planet. ~Shudder~

1) I did actually once store my cash in there. However, I have never actually seen a boy/man type use it, unless you count my 5 year old, but he goes to super human lengths to access his penis.
2)Monte Cristos are my very favorite sandwich, and I can NEVER find them. Love love love them with strawberry jam!!!
3) I've had 4 kids and I can still feel when I'm done peeing; that said, I can also feel it every time I pee my pants when I try to run!. Maybe you need your lady bits checked out?
4)Clowns should be exterminated.

Yes, I've had Monte Cristos. Not bad, until you consider that it's a heart attack on white bread.

Clowns aren't nearly as creepy as "The Incredible Mr. Limpet".

Count of Monte Cristo's! Whoo hoo!! Good one Mar-tay!

1. I've been curious about that trap door thing myself. Who invented that and when they applied for a patent did the people say, wtf?

2. I LOVE Monte Cristos but I never see them on the menu unless I'm in Milwaukee.

3. I can feel with I'm done, that's how I do it when I get up in the middle of the night and fall asleep while peeing. When the pee stops I wake up.

4. I used to be okay with them, then I saw Poltergeist and now they are terrifying.