September 25, 2006
White Trash Vacation
Oh, my darling loves, I committed a most unforgivable sin -- I went outta town and didn't warn you!
All vacation long, I was plagued by thoughts of my poor schmoopies hitting Refresh over and over and over, only to be devasted by the utter lack of new Pirate Wench musings.
Unfortunately, today is no different. I got nuthin'.
I can't even blog about my vacation because we didn't do a damn thing. Seriously. Here is every day's schedule:
8:00 - Roll outta bed because dog can't hold it any longer.
8:05 - First breakfast, usually some sort of baked goods involving pumpkin.
8:15 - Shower and get ready.
9:30 - Go out for breakfast. Hashbrowns a must.
10:30 - Read trashy magazines and talk about what to have for lunch.
11:30 - Shopping.
1:00 - Lunch, consisting of chips and some sort of cheese-based dip.
2:30 - Nap.
5:00 - Wake up because dog wants to eat.
5:15 - Read trashy magazines and figure out what to have for dinner.
6:00 - Go out to dinner. (Is there anything that Wisconsiners won't deep fry?) Cocktails a must.
8:00 - Get home, play cards.
9:30 - Go to bed.
My life is a senseless parade of gluttony and sloth.
Tomorrow will be more of the same, but with a better blog entry, probably involving my own stupidity.
Comments
You make it sound like Wisconsinites deep frying everything is a *bad* thing...
I would give my left arm for a decent deep fried cheese curd.
Oh how I miss the Motherland!
Posted by: Kate at September 25, 2006 04:37 PM
what kind of trashy magazines? you can only believe the weekly world news!
Posted by: garrance at September 25, 2006 06:14 PM
Mmmmmm....fried anything.
The answer is no, we will deep fry anything. My favorite is a deep fried chocoloate chip cookie dough egg roll from this kitchy restaurant in town.
It's like an orgasim in your mouth...only you don't have that split second thought 'should I spit or swallow?'. Because baby, the answer is ALWAYS swallow.
Posted by: Hope at September 26, 2006 12:33 PM
Woman: you just described my version of Heaven (except substitute "cat" for "dog").
And no, there is nothing that Wisconsinites won't deep fry.
-Lori
Posted by: Lori at September 26, 2006 12:47 PM
you did have dinner at a supper club didn't you?
Posted by: garrance at September 26, 2006 04:27 PM