October 10, 2006
Middle Earth Spam Generator
I receive a lot of spam comments on this blog, despite MoveableType's most valiant efforts. Sometimes the sender's intent is stated clearly in the name, i.e. "ambien," "free hotel" and "no prescription viagra."
But the latest generation of spam emails have names made up of completely random letters, obviously to make it more difficult for the filters to catch them. And in skimming them during every morning's little deletion-fest, I've come to the conclusion that they're getting their made-up names from a Tolkien's Middle Earth Name Generator.
For instance...
Uraeseelmi: I believe this elf is Arwen's tailor, the one who made her all those fabulous gowns and that smart jacket she rescued Frodo in.
Fchiwth: Smeagol and Deagol's oft-forgotten second cousin twice-removed, on their mother's side. He was the first to find Deagol's body, but since his cousins had ditched him after promising to take him fishing that day, he simply spat on the corpse and went to look for worms.
Eucbaad: An orc. I'm not sure which one. They all look kinda the same to me. Does that make me racist?
Opias Mimre: A wandering gypsy friend of Grima Wormtongue. Eowyn got hooked on drugs, trying to find a relief for her depression. Needless to say, it worked, which explains all the laughing while leading her people away from their homes and towards certain death, but it did make her very pale. Opias was her supplier.
Helio Tymim: A dwarf. Gimli didn't want to go to the stupid meeting in Rivendell. Helio flipped him for it, and Gimli lost.
Backdoor Creampie: Um... probably a hobbit?
Comments
Ow. You just made me inhale a peanut.
You owe me a new esophagus.
Posted by: Marty at October 10, 2006 04:05 PM