November 29, 2006
Only YOU Can Make a Difference
Right at this very moment, there is half of a Morningfield's birthday cake sitting in my fridge. Chocolate cake with buttercream frosting. Heather and her mom made me take it home last night. MADE ME! Evil bitches. (Looks like Santa is bringing me another chin for Christmas.)
Of course, that was after we got drunk and talked about how stupid men are. And made fun of Heather's Mom's socks.
They were threadbare, and she's like, "I can't help it! They're my last pair!"
Jesus H. Barefoot Christ. I had to go to Target today and buy the poor woman some socks. So I'm setting up the Heather's Mom's Socks Foundation. For just pennies a day, you can sponsor one of Heather's relatives!
Heather's Brother just moved to Hawaii and needs money for a coconut codpiece. Heather's Dad needs money for a haircut. And Heather herself needs money for kicky, new Christmas stilettos!
Please give generously.
Comments
you forgot to mention how Heather's Sister needs money for her adorable, amazing daughter (otherwise known as Heather's Neice)
Posted by: heather at November 29, 2006 12:56 PM
Do we get cake if we contribute?!
Posted by: Vicki at November 29, 2006 03:33 PM
Humph! I just looked at the bottom of MY socks and discovered two holes! Sorry, Heather's stilettos will have to wait until I get new duds for ma feet! SB
Posted by: Snippy Bitch at November 29, 2006 04:20 PM