November 30, 2006
Rift
Okay, five-second blog. In the middle of my work day. Yes! I'm blogging during my work day! Lookit me blog!
But technically, I consider this brief internet usage a continuation of my lunch break, since I didn't get a whole one because Ms. Thang at the switchboard didn't come back from her lunch on time, so my pizza was cold, and then I had to do mail and checks before 2:00, so I barely even chewed.
In short, I deserve this respite. On to nothing important:
Unless you live in a van down by the river, you've seen a lot of Britney Spears' vagina lately. You've also noticed that Paris Hilton appears to be her new husband, now that KFed has been filed back into the Kevin Who? file.
It's all extremely horrifying. So much so, that it has melted Heather's brain. It's all she can do to I.M. me now...
H: know what's sad? I am looking at this celeb photo for like 5 minutes, becuase I forgot her name. Britney Spears? is that how you spell it?
PW: ha!
H: yeah, it;s like when you say "dog" until it loses all meaning, this whole paris-n-brit thing.
PW: on the Superficial?
H: no, something for work - "battle of the sexiest" I seriously Forgot her name.
PW: it's just so surreal to see those 2 together. like, where the fuck did they meet?
H: obviously not at an underwear store.
PW: HAAAAAAA! were they like, "Well, no one's as fucked up as us, so let's hook up!"? it's like, it's completely bizzaree, and yet makes so much sense, at the same time. and now I just made a rift in the time-space continuum
Wait a minute? Who the hell is up against Britney in "Battle of the Sexiest?" Danny DiVito?
Comments
...now that KFed has been filed back into the Kevin Who? file...
I prefer to tag him with the label "Fed-X". And ship his sorry ass back to Trashvillia.
Posted by: some_other_dave at November 30, 2006 03:19 PM
Danny DeVito's got more hair on his region.
I'm guessing.
I mean, c'mon, look at him -- he's like a shorter Ron Jeremy.
Posted by: Uncle Twitchy at December 1, 2006 06:39 AM