November 03, 2006
Wenchie Responds to Some Recent Comments
Regarding Where the Magic Happens:
"I gotta get me some of that magic!" -- garrance
Um, are you coming on to me, Garrance?
"Now ad kids and thier bullhonkey into that conversation." -- jocelyn
HA! You said 'bullhonkey'! That's now officially my New Favorite Word! BULLHONKEY! It's so versatile, so full of meaning! I love it! Hee hee! Bullhonkey.
Regarding The Curse of the Brown Pants:
"This very thing is why internet shopping was invented and supported, and has thus grown to such epic proportions." -- elle
Don't you think I tried their website first, Miss Smartypants?! I wasn't raised by wolves! They don't have their products on their website! They're, like... minimalists or something! I don't get it.
Regarding Princess Charming:
"Do you feel weird about buying and wearing a piece of someone else's past?" -- elle
My immediate response was, "Nope." And then I searched my soul and came up with..., "Nnnnnope." And then I thought, Is there something wrong with me? Should I feel weird about wearing a piece of someone else's history? And honestly, I never really thought about it. I just figure, I'm one more stop on this particular object's journey through the universe. And when I'm gone, hopefully it will be sold again on eBay for a nice sum. In the meantime, it looks awesome on me!
Regarding ANTM recap "The Girls Who Go To Texas":
"That medical student short hair chick model ghost is Alyse or something. She was the one who always did stupid shit with that seasons winner. The one that married Brady. Why can't I remember her name, but I can find the unknown chicks website. Heh, I'm a loser, but here you go!" -- B.J.
ADRIENNE! She married Peter Brady, and she had that terrible, nasal accent, remember? I'm so geeking out over having Elyse's website. Thanks!
Regarding The D Man:
"The well-known approach in royal circles: "An heir and a spare". You could call the new one "the spare". -- some_other_dave
You win. Billi's third child shall from hence forth be known as The Spare.
Regarding Depp Is a Poser:
"And you have tattoos??? How come I never knew?" -- Laura
Because you never let me keep the lights on when we have sex.
Regarding Luke and Han, Sittin' In a Tree:
"Too funny. If that guy saw some of the stuff my kid did with his two G.I. Joes, he'd probably have a stroke." -- subtropic
Got pictures?
Regarding Open Call:
"Do I get to go help you buy bras?" -- Anxious Applicant
Sure! Wait a minute... who is this?
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Remember, kids, if you ever have a comment or question that doesn't necessarily pertain to a specific post, you can always email me at piratewenchdotorg@yahoo.com! I'll always answer!