January 30, 2007

Say "Soho Hobo" Ten Times Fast

I can not be trusted.

Nine o'clock this morning, I'm driving Husband to O'Hare so he can do a business overnight in Louisville, Kentucky.

Four hours later, I'm slapping down plastic in the Coach store.

"This purse is a steal at a hundred and ninety-eight dollars! At that price, I'd be a fool not to buy the matching mini-skinny!"

Frankly, I'm shocked I walked outta there without a key fob, I was so euphoric!

But people, you don't understand how beautiful this purse is. It's the culmination of all my spring/summer purse fantasies. A lilac so soft, it's nearly baby pink. A leather so soft, it's nearly baby butt. A love so forbidden...

Well, nevermind. Let's just say, Husband's side of the bed won't be empty tonight.

Ohhhhhhhhh, sweet Soho Hobo!

Posted on January 30, 2007 02:35 PM

Comments

You're a bad, bad girl. Which is, of course, one of the many reasons I like you.

Posted by: Mickey at January 31, 2007 02:38 AM

My Gawd! I feel dirty after reading this!
And a little naughty ... sb

Posted by: Snippy Bitch at January 31, 2007 11:33 AM

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