February 02, 2007
And I Didn't Let the Door Hit Me On the Way Out
Pure Awesome Things About Today, My Last Day at The Company
1. I took a Xanax when I got to work, so instead of being weepy when saying goodbye to thirty people I've known for over a decade, I was toooooooooooootally mellowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. (Xanax -- not just for airplanes anymore!)
2. Prezzies! Balloons! Candy! Cards! Heartleft notes! Books! Gift certificates! Flowers! *sigh* I am loved.
3. Leaving a fart trapped in the cushion of the chair for the next person to unwittingly unleash.
4. Hugging all the men good-bye! And lemme tell ya -- they didn't mind it too much either!
5. God's little going-away present to me: I guess there was no one to cover the Switchboard during lunch today, so G.M. was doing it HIMSELF! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA! Instant karma, baby!
Comments
#5 - What goes around comes around.
Posted by: Snippy Bitch at February 2, 2007 04:52 PM
Wait -- you're through? I thought you were just going to switch to part-time. Where the hell have I been?
Posted by: Uncle Twitchy at February 2, 2007 05:04 PM
Good for you! I look forward to more blogging!!
Posted by: Numerica at February 5, 2007 08:21 AM
So how's it going knowing you don't have to go into work ever again?
Posted by: Hope at February 6, 2007 08:45 AM