February 27, 2007
Ankle Update
Two weeks ago:
PW: Well, it was feeling better, but now it's hurting again.
Dr. Hottie: Lemme guess. It was feeling better, so you decided you could walk around more.
PW: Um... Yeah.
Dr. H: Don't do that.
Last week:
Dr. H: [bending and poking my ankle] Does that hurt?
PW: Ow. Ow! OOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Dr. H: Does that really hurt?
PW: DUH!
Dr. H: It shouldn't still hurt that bad. You're doing too much.
PW: [thinks back to recently moving the couches in preparation for Husband's 50th birthday party] Probably...
Dr. H: [gives me the you're-a-grown-up-and-we-shouldn't-even-be-having-this-discussion look] If you don't cut it out, I'm going to have to put you on crutches.
PW: But! I'm having forty people at my house for Husband's birthday! I have to clean!
Dr. H: Well, you're just going to have to lower your standards of clean.
PW: [recoils in horror at the thought]
So, I had people over, and I didn't even vacuum the bedrooms. Jesus, why don't I just sprinkle cedar chips all over the floors.
Comments
THAT's what was wrong! You didn't vacuum the bedrooms! I was at Husband's party ... it was UpDog that I was stepping on. Geeze... SB
Posted by: Snippy Bitch at February 27, 2007 04:42 PM
Well, the cedar chips would be a nice palate cleanser after Stella eats her poop...
Posted by: Marty at February 27, 2007 05:23 PM
i am so excited for ANTM!
Posted by: lolly at February 27, 2007 10:55 PM
What's UpDog?
Posted by: Petie at March 1, 2007 03:24 PM
Nothin's up with me ... what's up with you, Dog?
hehehaahahaaa!!!Hahahaa ... hmm ..
sb
Posted by: Snippy Bitch at March 2, 2007 01:46 PM