February 15, 2007
Santa Baby
So here's my first day of work at my new temp job.
The people are all really cool, and I have quickly ascertained who are the ones I can joke around with. I'm still on my good behavior, mind you. I'm The New Girl, and it's a church headquarters I'm working at, so I haven't mentioned my vagina.
One of the jokers, R, is standing by my desk when a man rushes into a meeting right across from my cube. The man has bright white hair and a bushy beard to match.
R goes, "You know who that was who just went into that meeting?"
I blurt out, "Santa?"
"Nooooooooooooo. That was the Presiding Bishop."
Great. Juuuuuuuuuuust great. It took me less than five hours to secure myself a place in the innermost circle of Hell. That's gotta be some kind of record.
Comments
The presiding bishop is Santa? Wow!
Put in a good word for me, will ya?
Posted by: Marty at February 15, 2007 06:16 PM
*L* I know some Episcopalians who would prefer Santa to our current Presiding Bishop...
Posted by: Homidus Corax Celticus at February 16, 2007 01:52 PM