February 12, 2007
There Are No Bad Dogs, Only Perverted Owners
Things I've Said To My Puppy That Sound Dirty But Aren't
1. Don't eat Mommy's crotch!
2. Stop licking! There's nothing down there!
3. No fighting between my legs!
Comments
Those are good ones. I think the worst I ever said was: "We do not try and hump Momma when she's on all fours crawling under the craft table."
Posted by: Hope at February 15, 2007 12:13 PM