March 19, 2007

Bad Feng Shui

So... you know how I'm completely insane? Well, I got a real bee in my bonnet yesterday afternoon. I'm gonna completely feng shui my office at home! I'm so excited!

I've always been very intrigued by feng shui, and I very much enjoy getting rid of clutter. I'm always looking for stuff I can throw out. Even if it's not mine. Okay -- especially if it's not mine.

Anyhoo, I was thinking. Where do I spend most of my time? My office. And what does it look like? Well, it's one-third Barbies and totally crammed full of furniture.

This looks like a job for Super Chi!

For instance. Look at the Love & Marriage section of my office.

That's right -- I'm married to Barbie. Explains a lot, doesn't it?

And here's the rest of the girls, in the Fame & Reputation section.

Which means that people see me as a Barbie. Great. Hey, my eyes are up here, buddy!

Oh, and check out the Life Path section.

My make-up, my hair station and the Silkstone bitches. It's a wonder I'm not a hooker.

So I've made up my mind. I'm moving everything around, sending one-third to one-half of the Barbies to the party room in the basement, and bringing some positive energy into the room, especially the areas of Love, Creativity and Prosperity!

I'll let you know if all my dreams suddenly come true.

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Posted on March 19, 2007 07:52 AM

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