March 07, 2007
Billiweiss
I thought I'd share with you a few photos from Husband's 50th birthday party a couple weeks ago.
Surprisingly, this is not Britney Spears, but I can understand why you'd think so. Not every woman can juggle motherhood and alcoholism with such aplomb. This is actually Billi, after handing off her child to the caterer.
Remember the story of Lemonhead? The heartwrenching drama of one woman's attempt to garnish her child with fruit? (If not, you can start reading at the fifth paragraph down, "We ate in Mexico,...")
When Boy Child grows up, he'll he happy to find out that he's in good company. That is a Leinenkugel's Berryweiss on The Spare's head. As he sleeps. Dreaming, no doubt, of beer bongs and slutty co-eds.
Ah, the piece de resistance. Or something. I don't speak French.
The look for spring is fur, fur, fur! On the bottom, Husband sports a natty jockstrap made of real rabbit fur, compliments of K & G's recent Alaskan vacation! On top, The Boob Pillow -- a tradition of sorts in this crowd. The fur is faux, but the comfort it brings you is real!
Yes, that's The Spare in the photo. And yes, that's a beer next to him. I expect to hear from the Department for Child Services any moment now...
Comments
I'm coming over every weekend for parties like this one! Your basement rocks! g
Posted by: garrance at March 7, 2007 05:57 PM
Hey Wenchie! Hubby turned 50? YOUR HUBBY? NO FREAKING WAY! You can tell birthday boy for me three things:
1) Happy Birthday Sugar!
2) You totally don't look 50. PROMISE.
3) Where, exactly, was the grass skirt in the b- day photo??
Posted by: Scarlett Cyn at March 8, 2007 01:12 AM