April 27, 2007
Accessory Whore
As I type this, I am sporting so many cool accessories, I can hardly stand how fabulous I look.
From head to toes:
* Dark blue pillbox hat. With veil.
* False eyelashes worthy of a drag queen.
* Seven strands of pearls, varying lengths.
* White satin opera gloves.
* Every charm bracelet I own.
* Floor-length circle skirt.
* White Keds encrusted with faux pearls and sequins.
No, I'm not going out to mow the lawn. I only wear three strands of pearls for that, duh.
My show opens tonight!
Trust me -- you will see Mary Kate and/or Ashley sporting this look any day now. You watch!
Now, where did I leave my fox stole...?
Later...
Now that I've spent far too much time looking in the mirror, I've realized something. The look I was going for was kind of "Breakfast at Tiffany's," but I'm afraid I ended up more "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?"
Comments
Why do you tease us with this information and not post pictures??
Yeah, Holly Golightly was all about subtle elegance. You're about fifteen steps beyond subtle with that list.
Posted by: Mickey at April 28, 2007 03:56 AM
1. Because I don't currently have a photo. I'll try to get one.
2. Because I'm not ready to expose my true self to the world, yet! Someday...
Posted by: Wenchie at April 28, 2007 09:50 AM
You know, I'm WAAAY too sick to be laughing this hard right now woman. (I was doing ok until I got to the "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane" part.) *wheeze, heave, couggggggggggggggh*
Posted by: Scarlett Cyn at April 29, 2007 02:10 AM
"Whatever happened to Baby Jane"??? I was way more thinking "Debbie Does Dallas - the Pill Box Hat edition"
Posted by: Vicki at April 30, 2007 02:20 PM
Forget the accessories! Lets get randy during Beetovan! garrance
Posted by: garrance at April 30, 2007 04:53 PM