June 27, 2007
Holy F*cking Short!
You'd be so proud of me, my darlings. I didn't cry or squeal or freak-out in any way. My hair stylist even gave me a lollipop when it was all over!
Okay, brace yourself. Before and After! (I know you've already seen the Before -- it's for effect.)
Before...
During...
AFTER!
And even more After...
So. I don't hate it. It sure is cooler! Especially on days like today, with the typical Chicago weather -- 90 degrees in the shade and 3,700% humidity. Lovely. I have to wring out my panties every twenty minutes. Which makes for a tricky commute.
Anyhoo, a moment of silence for The Immaculate Hair. Shown here with my consolation pedicure:
I've decided my new look is "sassy." That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.
I guess if I've learned anything from this whole ordeal, it's that longer isn't necessarily better.
Unless, of course, you're talking about penises. Then it absolutely, positively is better.
And when it comes to thicker, why, thicker is good for both hair and penises.
Interesting...
I'm sorry -- what we were we talking about?
Comments
Ha ha, my hair is longer than yours is.
So's my penis, now that I think about it.
Posted by: Uncle Twitchy at June 27, 2007 12:06 PM
Wenchie! I *love* the new 'do!
*hugs*
Posted by: CelticElff at June 27, 2007 02:00 PM
this is why I love you. it just is.
Posted by: heather at June 27, 2007 05:28 PM
I think it's nifty. Mine's even shorter at the moment, which was great for going to the Midwest during summer for the first time in 5 years.
By the by, I hope the fact that the hair is collected in a ponytail and sitting on a plastic bag means that you're going to donate it to Locks of Love....
Posted by: MIckey at June 28, 2007 11:27 AM
Jello Mickey! Our beloved Wench told us in her previous blog her hair is going to Locks of Love. No doubt she failed to mention it again 'cause she was talking about penises. :) SnippyBitch
Posted by: Snippy Bitch at June 28, 2007 04:14 PM