July 04, 2007
A Heroic Tale for Independence Day
Stella got spayed last week. Oh, stop yer fussin' 'n' frettin' -- she's just fine. Doesn't even know she has stitches in. I guess sometimes it pays to be stupid.
So spaying was on my mind when Billi and I were playing "Marry, Kill, Fuck" on I.M.
We had a rule that the names of the people had to have something in common, like: Lisa Kudrow, Lisa Gibbons and Lisa Simpson. Or Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Philip Seymour Hoffman and James Earl Jones (three names).
PW: David Spade, James Spader and a spayed dog.
B: kill spade..... fuck the dog and marry spader
PW: You'd fuck a dog?
B: to rid the world of david spade, hell yea!!!!!!!!
PW: God bless you. You're an American hero.
B: i know
Happy Fourth of July, everyone! Don't blow your fingers off!
Comments
While I agree with the very worthwhile goal of offing David Spade, wouldn't it be more satisfying to fuck James Spader and marry the dog?
Posted by: Kelly Garrett at July 5, 2007 02:18 PM