July 02, 2007
Gingstak Tinkjael
Remember that game on... what was it? "Sesame Street?" "The Electric Company?" Personally, I preferred "The Electric Company," and frankly, I thought the kids on "Zoom" were just trying too hard.
Anyhoo, I remember a song: "One of these things is not like the others! One of these things just doesn't belong!"
Let's play that game now! In this list, which of these things is not like the others?
1. ginger spice
2. sleestak
3. jael half black
4. tinkerbell tattoos
5. barf stories
The answer is: Barf stories! Because all the others are sentient beings.
People never fail to amuse me. When they're not pissing me off. That is a list of things that people were searching for that brought them to my sight.
I'm totally embarassed that eight more people in the world now know that I've blogged about The Spice Girls. But my bosom swells with pride with the knowledge that five more people now know that I'm the leading foremost authority on all things "America's Next Top Model."
I'm highly amused that someone was searching for Sleestaks and ended up reading about my weird Hot Foot Syndrome, but that's what you get for giving Sleestaks more than a passing thought. And twenty-two people are looking to get a Tinkerbell tattoo! Sadly, none are looking to get Snow White's Evil Step Mother the Queen permanantly embedded in their skin.
All this is well and good, but one thing keeps puzzling me. Thirteen people came to this site because they were searching for barf stories. Thirteen. Dudes, who -- besides A -- seeks out stories about people throwing up? And what can I do to cater to them?
Comments
Send 'em over to my LJ. I'm always being thrown up on.
Posted by: Marty at July 2, 2007 10:33 PM