August 27, 2007
Because Heather Never Blogs Anyway
And because I don't have time to blog today. I caught some kind of hybrid virus from handling mildew-y carpet all weekend, and I must now take to my death bed. (Last minute confessions of love welcome!) And when I get up? I get to haul area rugs onto the driveway and shampoo them! Wheeeeeeeeeee! My life is so glamorous!
Anyhoo, I got this little delicacy in an email from Heather, and it's way funnier than what I did this weekend, so here ya go. And I don't even have the energy to correct it.
went to a wedding on sat, at Carnivale- just a few blocks away from where my reception was...totally great place, but the most memorable moment of the evening for me was when a waiter slipped and dropped an ENTIRE TRAY OF MOJITOS right next to a baby in a baby carrier and although she was covered in booze and garnish, the baby didn't wake up.and I wanted to scold the parents for leaving the baby in a carrier ON THE FLOOR at a party, and acting like the WAITER was the jerk? WTF? either way, 'drunk baby' was the catchphrase of the evening...
Isn't Drunk Baby an awesome name for a band?!
Snippy Bitch, I hope that, while helping me this weekend, you didn't contract Hybrid Mildew Virus. I doubt my homeowner's policy would cover that.
Comments
I don't know about Hybrid Mildew Virus, but think I contracted a form of Farah Fawcett Fungus after moving all those video tapes. My hair has grown 5", is full bodied with big waves, my head is thrown backwards and my nips have been hard since Saturday! Ouch! Can't get the "cum and get me boyz" smile off my face either ... I was gonna sue Kelly Garrett, but I'm rethinking my "position". SB
Posted by: Snippy Bitch at August 27, 2007 03:37 PM
dude. write off the rugs and go shopping. you deserve it.
Posted by: heather at August 27, 2007 04:25 PM