August 16, 2007
Top Ten Best Things About Last Night's Dinner Cruise
10. I opted for the cute, white, strappy sandals, certainly sufficient for walking to and from the buffet table, not realizing we'd be walking half a mile from the parking garage to the boat. I don't know which hurts more -- my blisters, or every bone in my feet.
9. The "light shower" that began as we started walking turned into a downpour by the time we got to the pier, making for fabulous hair.
8. At least I was wearing two layers of white on top, so it didn't become see-through.
7. Our host and hostess were in the midst of an all-day spat.
6. A young, Chinese woman walked in on me in the bathroom. While I was wiping.
5. The wait staff was introduced by the d.j. and forced to dance for our enjoyment.
4. I got to listen over and over as the old ladies there told me how perfect and pure and angelic and noble and righteous Husband is.
3. The boat didn't sink.
2. I won some Mardi Gras beads for correctly identifying the theme from "The Fat Albert Show" in two measures. Younger step daughter won for recognizing "Saved By the Bell." A couple of cultured musicians, we.
1. I didn't barf.
Comments
That's hot.
Posted by: Kelly Garrett at August 16, 2007 05:48 PM