October 10, 2007
Dispelling the Myth
Okay, class, settle down. Now, there's been a lot of talk about me and Door County Lesbian Rock-Climbing lately. I just want to set the record straight because I can't believe you people would think that of
me. I don't know what I could have said to give you such a skewed picture of me.
I am going to Door County next weekend. I am going with a group of women and no men.
However, I am not, under any circumstances, a rock-climber.
Do you really think I would give up my deeply-held belief in manicurism and do something that would completely ruin my nails?! I'm hurt that you could think I would be so easily swayed from my vanity, shallowness and superficiality.
As for the lesbianism, well... our suite has two beds, and I'm going with three other women. Even I could do that math in my head.
I was at a party with said women over the weekend. (Notice I don't call them ladies.) Our conversation went from List of Five Famous Guys We'd Boink to List of Five Famous Chicks We'd... I don't know -- Scissors? Munch? I'm not up on the lesbo-lingo. Heather, help me out here.
Anyhoo, we're naming our women, and I'm like, "Who's that girl who always plays a skank?"
And without missing a beat, the redhead goes, "Juliette Lewis."
I know whose room I'm sleeping in.
Comments
The Scissors...that's hot.
Posted by: Kelly Garrett at October 10, 2007 06:14 PM
I really must update those lists.
Posted by: Wenchie's Libido at October 10, 2007 08:42 PM
Pictures, please!!!
Thank you!
Posted by: Marty at October 11, 2007 09:19 AM
list of five famous chicks {you'd} fingerbang.
Posted by: heather at October 11, 2007 01:44 PM
Your happy place has now supplanted IKEA as my happy place. Mmmm.... happy place....
Posted by: Mickey at October 11, 2007 04:53 PM