January 17, 2008
Fairness
This is what passes for coherent conversation in the Wenchie household.
Husband: What are you eating?
PW: [mumbling thru a full mouth] Nufeen.
H: Is that pudding?
PW: Y-- Noooooooooo.
H: Are you eating the last pudding???
PW: [sigh] Yes.
H: No fair!
PW: How is it not fair that I remembered there was one more pudding left and you didn't?
H: Your brain is younger than mine!
PW: Well,... you lose weight easier than me!
H: What does that have to do with anything?
PW: I don't know, but it really pisses me off!
H: Can I have the rest of your pudding?
PW: No.