January 14, 2008
I May Never Poop Again
Sitting on a wooden bench for eight hours today has permanently impacted my sphincter. Not to mention the damage it wreaked on my lower back. Jesus, I'm old.
So, yeah, I got called for jury duty Monday and managed to remain on the bench all day... only to be sworn in at 4:45. Fifteen minutes AFTER we were supposed to be sent home for the day!
The judge said it was the longest jury selection she's ever been a part of. That does not bode well. She also predicted this case lasting the rest of the week. I'm not sure my colon can take it.
So don't expect much blogging this week. Beatrix's story will have to wait a little longer.
Well, at least the woman who smelled like diarrhea was sent home.