January 30, 2008
Reasons I Need This Job To Be Over Really, Really Soon
1. The more I stay here, the more I learn, so the more work they give me, and it's really cutting into my nail polishing time.
2. The items that friends have given me to eBay are taking up ridiculous amounts of space in my basement. My feng shui is so screwed up, I can hardly walk without falling down.
3. The air in this building is making me age prematurely. It's so dry that even my super-oily skin -- oily enough to produce zits on a 38 year old complexion -- shrivels up and dies after I've been sitting in my cube a mere half an hour. It's like I'm molting, for God's sake.
4. Billi is having to spend inordinate amounts of time alone with her own children, and that's just wrong.
5. I'm really, really bored.
6. I have, like, a dozen blogs that I've started and can't find time to finish. The ones that involve photos are just out of the question until I'm finally fired. I'm not going to get famous this way!
7. I miss driving out to have lunch with The Bitches from my old job. And I haven't seen New Girl, my little Bitch In Training, for so long! I'm sure she's forgotten all the ways of The Dark Side by now.
8. The longer I stay here, the more often I need to bake cookies in order to get through the day, and that's not helping my ass. I'm not saying Husband refuses to have sex with me -- I'm just saying that I haven't worn my jeans this tight since 1989.
9. Did I mention I'm bored?
Comments
Should we pray about this????????????? Garrance
Posted by: garrance at January 30, 2008 04:09 PM