February 18, 2008

Things I Have Too Many Of

Nail Polishes (full size): 16
Essie & O*P*I
At the moment, I'm wearing black, with a top coat of silver glitter. It represents the limitlessness of outer space. Because I'm deep like that.

Nail Polish Minis: 16
15 pink, 1 black
Fifteen shades of pink and one black. Hmmmm, there's a joke in there somewhere...

Hair Products That Smell Like Food: 11
Which dessert shall I reek of today?
The one in back on the left is Vanilla Birthday Cake, I believe. And how come every time I try to type birthday, it comes out bitchday? Never fails.

Lotions, Creams & Ungents -- Most of Which Smell Like Food: 23
I'm well-lubed
I'm so well-oiled, it's amazing I don't slide right outta my clothes, out the door and into the street.

Labrador Retrievers: 2
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
In retrospect, one would have been puh-lenty.

Posted on February 18, 2008 09:59 AM

Comments

Damn, you must like pumpkin pie!

Posted by: Marty at February 18, 2008 01:46 PM

The nailpolish selection you present is NOTHING. I have an entire medicine cabinet dedicated to my nail polishes. Full to bursting. Sorted by brand then light to dark. Today, I am wearing Wicked by Essie. Can't beat it.

Posted by: Vicki at February 19, 2008 10:10 AM

How do your dogs not think you're one huge tasty treat?

Posted by: elle at February 19, 2008 02:38 PM

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