March 19, 2008
Wenchie Unplugged
I complain about Husband alot on this blog. Mainly because, as his wife, it's my God-given right. But also because it's fun.
But today, I'd like to stay a bit from my usual evisceration of my beloved to list some of his good qualities. Mainly because he deserves it. But also because I don't want you thinking I'm retarded for staying bound to this weirdo.
1. He understands the importance of family. Even my family.
2. I went shopping and came home with a Coach bag, and he didn't even ask how much I spent.
3. He doesn't even bother with hints and guessing. He just asks, "What do you want me to do for Valentine's Day?" And then he does it.
4. He's cute. Which really helps because I'm shallow.
5. We have two dogs, and I can count on one hand the number of times I've had to pick up poop.
6. He thinks my butt is adorable. Regardless of size.
Unfortunately, I can't find any reasons for the bigger question -- why he stays with me.
Comments
Thanks!
Yep, I'm the poop-master! Thank goodness they're firm and not soft (or worse)!
Splinter
Posted by: splinter at March 19, 2008 08:26 AM
Because you are teh hotness. And teh funninessness. And other things as well.
Posted by: Ozoxog, Dark Lord of Complements at March 19, 2008 08:30 AM
Gods bless the men who stay with us. Brian and I have boiled down the success of our marriage to one sentence: We put up with each other.
Who else would do that for us?
-L.
Posted by: Lori at March 19, 2008 11:32 AM
Reasons number one and two: "they hang off milady's chest...."
Posted by: heather at March 19, 2008 03:03 PM