April 11, 2008
Cooper's Arrival
Daisy: Mom? We hate the new puppy.
Stella: Yeah. What she said.
PW: Well, that's fine because we're just baby-sitting for a few days.
Daisy: Riiiight. That's what you said about Stella.
Stella: Yea-- what???
PW: I never said that about Stella!
Daisy: Whatever, Mom. We're not happy.
Stella: Not. Happy.
PW: He's going home on Tuesday.
Daisy: HE??? It's a boy???
Stella: Ewwwwwwww!
Daisy: I hope you don't expect him to sleep with us!
Stella: I don't want boy germs on my Nylabone!
PW: He sleeps in a cage!
Stella: Not my cage.
Daisy: You don't sleep in a cage anymore.
Stella: I'm just sayin'.
PW: Hey, you don't have to play with him. Just don't bite him.
Daisy: I can't make any promises if he comes near my tail. You know how much I hate that.
Stella: She really does.
Daisy: Sooooooooo, what day is today?
PW: Friday.
Daisy: And he's going home when?
PW: Tuesday.
Daisy: So that's...
Stella: Three days?
PW: Four.
Daisy: Moron.
Stella: Hey! I didn't get fancy obedience class like you did!
Daisy: So he's house-trained, right?
PW: Not quite.
Daisy: Oh my God!
Stella: Jesus Christ, Mom!
Daisy: How could you?
PW: He's ten weeks old!
Daisy: Oh, for God's sake, Mom. I hope you don't expect me to nurse him because that's not how I roll.
PW: He eats regular food.
Stella: Not my food.
PW: Puppy food. This stuff, see? Cooper! C'mere, boy! Come and eat, Cooper!
Daisy: That is the gayest name ever.
Cooper: I have no idea what you just said, but you sounded really excited, so here I am!
Stella: Oh, my stars, look how cute he is!
Daisy: Yeah, he's rea-- what???
Stella: He's all fuzzy and tiny! And look how his little ears flop around! Can we keep him, Mom? Pleeeaaase?
Daisy: You traiterous bitch.
Comments
That was awesome. Stella's the best.
Posted by: Shannon Erin at April 11, 2008 09:21 AM
This is so cute! I love this!
Posted by: Vicki at April 11, 2008 10:06 AM
Your dogs have more interesting conversations with you than I have with my kids...
Posted by: Marty at April 11, 2008 12:36 PM
Cooper is SOOOooooooooo Cute! Maybe the owners won't notice if you send Stella home with them on Tuesday and keep the tiny tyke for Daisy.
Posted by: Snippy Bitch at April 11, 2008 08:58 PM
Oh my, that is a sweet looking puppy. I would like to rub his soft fur all over my face and gnaw on his paws.
Posted by: Hope at April 14, 2008 09:34 AM