April 09, 2008
It's the Little Things
At a lovely Italian restaurant...
Hostess: Would you like a table or a booth?
PW: Oooh, a booth! It's so much more romantic.
Sue: HA!
[they sit down at a corner booth, Sue slides around to sit next to PW]
PW: Don't mind me. Yes, I am totally brushing my hair at the dinner table. Well, not all my hair. Just my bangs.
Sue: Oh, I don't care. Mine went totally flat in the rain.
PW: Mine are the opposite. Moisture just makes them curl in retarded directions.
Sue: I need to cut mine. They're tickling my eyelashes.
PW: Hey, cute nail polish!
Sue: It's one of the ones you gave me!
PW: Well, it looks much better on you.
Sue: PINK!
PW: I didn't have time to do my nails today. I have naked nails.
Sue: Oh my God... Are you breaking up with me?
PW: What? NO!!! Not breaking up! Not breaking up! See? I wore jewelry for you! I BRUSHED MY BANGS AT THE TABLE FOR YOU!!!
Comments
no, she's trying to KILL me with JEALOUSY!!! Dates with Sue? How COULD you??????
Posted by: heather at April 10, 2008 12:08 PM