May 13, 2008
Cats and Wenches Always Land On Their Feet
GodDAMN, being unemployed is hard work! I have to do so much stuff just to justify my existance!
Like now? I'm delivering lunches to shut-ins.
(I'll wait for you to stop laughing.)
Twice a week.
(Okaaaaaaaaaay, get it all out of your system.)
Tuesdays and Thursdays.
(You know, you're not even really laughing now. You're just faking it to annoy me.)
I was going to be working for the guy I worked for in my most recent temp position. PART! TIME!
FROM! HOME!
FANTASY!!! JOB!!!
But -- due to circumstances that I can't write about here (YET!!!) because of a certain weepy, delusional backstabber -- I'm going to have to curtail my "official" business with the guy. At least for a while...
[And, yeah -- the second it's safe to do so, you are getting the Gossipy Blog Mini-Series of a LIFETIME!]
Aw, don't cry for me, my darlings! It is adorable when you care. But didn't you read the title? I popped right back into bigger and better things! Like a cockroach after a nuclear bomb. A singing, bejeweled cockroach.
I'm going back to work at the same company, but in a different capacity. On the top floor. Working at a desk mere feet from The Big Man Himself! God, it's just BRILLIANT! I'm like the star of my own fabulous movie! "The Princess Blog Posts!"
Oh, don't fret, my cuddly wittle wombats. It's only part-time. Three days a week. Well, one day this week. And then I go outta town for a long weekend. I RULE!
I hope my computer isn't facing The Big Man's office. That'd make it a lot harder to I.M. with my co-dependants.
Comments
Cue Heavenly music: Aughhhhhhhhh!
Posted by: sue at May 13, 2008 09:42 PM
[And, yeah -- the second it's safe to do so, you are getting the Gossipy Blog Mini-Series of a LIFETIME!]
Very much looking forward to it!!
Posted by: some_other_dave at May 13, 2008 10:32 PM
You're going to be sitting next to God?
Posted by: Vicki at May 14, 2008 09:07 AM
Congrats!!
Posted by: Numerica at May 14, 2008 02:55 PM