June 21, 2008
Dr. Late Bloomer
Sue has become simply impossible to live with since I did a whole blog about how kickass she is. She struggles under the delusion that a mention on my blog elevates one to ROCKSTAR status.
She was getting acupuncture by Dr. Hottie on Tuesday, and she's all, "Wenchie blogged about me! Didja read it? Didja? Didja? Huh? Huh? Didja? Didja? Huh? Didja? Huh? Huh?"
(She occassionally channels a Pomeranian named Fanny McTwiddles who died of a caffiene overdose in 1978.)
And Dr. Hottie is like, "What's a blog?"
And his indentured servants are like, "BLOG?! She has a BLOG?!"
And there's where I relinquished control of my entire world.
So Sue gave them the URL, thinking they would be treated to the heartwarming post about how fabtacular she and her fellow teachers are. Instead, the staff of Hottie Chiropractic came upon the ass-zit blog. Apparently, Sue was unaware that I had updated. And updated so... descriptively.
For three years -- THREE YEARS -- I've been telling Dr. Hottie about my blog. I mean, at the very least, you'd think he'd want to monitor it for mentions of him! But no. No, he pretends to be Mr. Studious Professional Intellectual I Only Read Time Magazine And Medical Journals What Means This Blog Thing?. And the day he finally jumps on the Pirate Wench bandwagon? It's the ass-zit blog.
On Wednesday, my friend KT emailed me: "I need to go see your hot chiropractor. My back is killing me!" So I gave her his info, and I really need to send him a bill for all this advertising I give him.
I told KT to tell him that she's a friend of mine, thinking he'd be remotely grateful that I'm sending him more business. And instead? He's all, "Did you read her blog today? It's hilarious!"
*sigh*
Three years of talking about my blog, and now I'm a fucking genius. Because of the ass-zit blog.
I hate him so much.
If you're just joining us, you can bring yourself up-to-date on Dr. Hottie by going here and here. (Somewhere along the way, he went from Dr. Angel to Dr. Hottie. I don't know why.)
Enjoy! I'm sure I'll soon be blogging about his restraining order against me! What fun!
Comments
Really? You're comparing me to a POMERANIAN? Caffeinated, I'll give you. BUT A POMERANIAN? Have you met me?
Posted by: sue at June 21, 2008 06:33 AM