July 25, 2008
Things My Dogs Can Hear
1. A banana being peeled anywhere in the house.
2. The other dog being petted.
3. The neighbor's Miniature Pinscher, Layla, inside the neighbor's house, standing near the neighbor's front door, thinking about barking.
4. The click of the neighbor's front door opening to let Layla outside.
5. The click of my La-Z-Boy before I get up, which signals that I might be coming upstairs, and might be passing the treat jar, and just maaaaaaaaaaybe I'll give them a treat.
6. Socks being put on, which signals that I'm sitting down and might be available to pet them.
7. My ass making contact with the toilet seat, which signals that I'm sitting down and might be available to pet them.
Comments
It's amazing what they can hear. My puppy can hear me opening a book and knows I can't possibly see her taking a dump in the living room if I'm reading on my bed.
Posted by: Hope at July 29, 2008 10:51 AM