August 27, 2008
Parts 'n' Hooters
Ah, my minions. Much has happened in the 843 days since my last post. We're almost done building the mission church, and BoBo's cubs are all healthy and growing fast.
Enh, who cares about that shit. America's Next Top Model Season 11 starts next week Wednesday! Here's a fun game to play:
Remember that old Sesame Street song? "One of these things is not like the others; One of these things just doesn't belong!" Look through the photos of the new meat and guess which one of them used to have meat!
That's right, models! Now Tyra isn't the only she-male on the show! There's a transsexual in the bunch!
Not sure of the difference between a transvestite and a transsexual? Well, a transvestite is a person who dresses up as the opposite sex, but keeps all their parts and may or may not be gay. A transsexual is someone who gets their original parts surgically replaced with the opposite parts. And I'm not talking about McNuggets here, folks!
(Or wait. Am I...?)
Who said my blog is for entertainment purposes only? We learned something today, boys and girls!
Anyhoo, this means I'm going to have to renew my commitment to blogging recaps of the ANTM episodes. That's gonna be hard, what with me working an excruciating 24 hours a week now!
And speaking of work, there's been more fall-out from The Hooters Incident, as it has come to be known. I brought baked goods to work today, of which Official Title partook.
And then. After eating the fruit of my labor. He dared to ask Rose, "Did Wenchie really work at Hooters?"
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And the bitch was laughing so hard, she didn't even correct him!
OH!!! MY!!! GOD!!!
I can see that this is going to take more than cookies to correct. I may have to bake a big cake. And then jump out of it.
Comments
Hooters Cake!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: heather at August 28, 2008 09:40 AM
So who's your guess? My vote is for Isis. No real reason but that's what I'm going with.
Posted by: Hope at August 28, 2008 10:02 AM
Girl, you are going to have to step it up to double chocolate brownies or a flourless chocolate cake to get yourself out of this one.
Posted by: elle at August 28, 2008 11:13 AM
Wait, this is what, the third time he's asked about it? Look on the bright side:
1) You are very solidly stuck in permanent memory.
2) He's curious about whether or not the rumor is true, so it's not necessarily a bad thing that he remembers you under this context. Maybe not the best of ways to be remembered, but it could be a lot worse.
All things considered, don't bother to negate the source of his interest in you. Instead, while it lasts, do something incredibly spectacularly demonstrative of your bad-assedness in the office skills department to make him think, "Gee, she's really good at her job -and- she may or may not have used to work at Hooters! I could use a new person in my office to take care of random crap. How about her?"
Posted by: Maurkus at August 29, 2008 02:42 AM