August 04, 2008
Death and Doom
PW: I can't believe you dogs aren't bald by now. Lookit all this damn hair! [gets out the vacuum cleaner]
Stella: Wait a minute. I know that noise... [pokes her head into the living room] Oh no! It's the Scary Monster of Death and Doom!
Daisy: Death and Doom? Is it really necessary to list both? Wouldn't one suffice?
Stella: There aren't enough words to describe the horror! [runs around the house] Where to hide... where to hide...
Daisy: Come get me if the Scary Monster of Death and Doom goes near the treat jar. Maybe he'll get one down for me.
Stella: How can you be so calm?!
PW: [turns on the vacuum]
Stella: Sweet Jesus, it's coming for me! [runs into the dining room]
Daisy: Nice hiding place. The Scary Monster of Death and Doom will never think to look in there.
Stella: You're not helping!
PW: I'll say. Daisy, move your fat ass.
Daisy: Why?
PW: Because I need to vacuum under it. [bumps her repeatedly with the vacuum]
Stella: Oh no! It's eating Daisy! Oh, the caninity!
Daisy: [gets up] Fine.
PW: I swear, I should just shave the two of you.
Daisy: Can I lay back down now?
PW: Yes, your highness.
Stella: Uh oh. I think I peed a little.
Daisy: Mom is gonna kill you.
Stella: It's not my fault! [resumes running around the house] The Scary Monster of Death and Doom was about to anihilate you!
Daisy: Yeah, thanks for your help with that. I can see I'll be on my own should a burgler ever break in.
PW: [turns off vacuum] What the hell is that?
Stella: Oh, thank God she's done!
Daisy: You're so in trouble.
Stella: I stand by my original plea of innocence. Now let's never speak of this again.
Comments
Caninity?
Posted by: Marty at August 5, 2008 10:09 AM
"Oh, the caninity!" HA!
Posted by: heather at August 5, 2008 10:12 AM
Uh oh. I think I peed a lot! Hee!
Posted by: sue at August 5, 2008 05:37 PM
I love how Heather got the joke and Marty didn't. Hee! Boys are stupid!
Posted by: Wenchie at August 5, 2008 09:23 PM